Women with short dark hair wears a graphic tee that says "Side of ranch, please." accompanied by a white ramekin.
Smiling woman with curly hair wears a graphic tee that says "Side of ranch, please." accompanied by a white ramekin.  Her hair is pulled in  a ponytail and she wears jeans.
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Women with short dark hair wears a graphic tee that says "Side of ranch, please." accompanied by a white ramekin.
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Women with short dark hair wears a graphic tee that says "Side of ranch, please." accompanied by a white ramekin.
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Women's black heather graphic tee says "side of ranch, please." in white text with a white ramekin.
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Women's bright aqua graphic tee says "side of ranch, please." in white text with a white ramekin.
Heather raspberry pink graphic tee says "side of ranch, please." in white text with a white ramekin.
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Women's heather orange graphic tee says "side of ranch, please." in white text with a white ramekin.
Side of Ranch Tee

Side of Ranch Tee

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What You Need To Know.

If “Side of ranch, please” is basically your catchphrase, this funny ranch t-shirt was made for you. Designed for anyone who dips their pizza, fries, carrots, or emotional baggage in creamy, tangy ranch and isn’t afraid to admit it.

This fan-favorite tee features a clean little white ramekin graphic (you know the one) and a slogan that every waitress in your life has heard at least once. Whether you're placing a takeout order, hosting a friend's night, or making a pilgrimage across town to get the good ranch from that one place that always hits, this shirt gets it.

Made from ultra-soft combed and ring-spun cotton with a classic unisex fit, it’s comfy enough to wear while binge-watching Bravo with a plate of wings and classy enough to dress up with accessories and nice denim. Just like your ranch, it goes with everything.

The Go-To Unisex Tee
Soft, comfy, and true to size: this fan favorite is made for everyone. The unisex fit doesn’t shrink and somehow gets softer with every wash.

 📏Size Guide
XS — Body Length: 27" | Width: 16 ½" | Chest: 31–34"
S — Body Length: 28" | Width: 18" | Chest: 34–37"
M — Body Length: 29" | Width: 20" | Chest: 38–41"
L — Body Length: 30" | Width: 22" | Chest: 42–45"
XL — Body Length: 31" | Width: 24" | Chest: 46–49"
2XL — Body Length: 32" | Width: 26" | Chest: 50–53"
3XL — Body Length: 33" | Width: 28" | Chest: 54–57"
4XL — Body Length: 34" | Width: 30" | Chest: 58–61"
5XL — Body Length: 35" | Width: 31" | Chest: 62–65"

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer than some "2-day delivery" billionaire-owned competitors.

This tee usually ships in 3-5 days.

By choosing products made on demand instead of in bulk, you’re helping reduce
overproduction & waste. Thank you for making a thoughtful & sustainable
choice!

Customer Reviews

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R
Rachel
Perfect Gift!

Got this for my sister (ranch is basically her love language). She laughed out loud when she opened it and wears it constantly.

M
Madison
For the ranch-obsessed

The little ramekin graphic is adorable, and it’s SO soft. My husband already tried to steal it, so… clearly a hit.

J
June
Cute + comfy

Adorable design and nice quality. The material feels really soft.

F
Fionna
A Ranch Girl's Dream

If you know, you know. This shirt makes me smile every time I put it on, and yes, I wore it to Wing Wednesday.

C
Cara
Fun gift idea

Bought this for my ranch-loving friend. She loved it! Fit was spot on.