Jade Street Market
Side of Ranch Tee
Side of Ranch Tee
You can keep your fancy aiolis. This shirt’s for the one who knows the real magic lives in a white ramekin of ranch.
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If “Side of ranch, please” is basically your catchphrase, this funny ranch t-shirt was made for you. Designed for anyone who dips their pizza, fries, carrots, or emotional baggage in creamy, tangy ranch and isn’t afraid to admit it.
This fan-favorite tee features a clean little white ramekin graphic (you know the one) and a slogan that every waitress in your life has heard at least once. Whether you're placing a takeout order, hosting a friend's night, or making a pilgrimage across town to get the good ranch from that one place that always hits, this shirt gets it.
Made from ultra-soft combed and ring-spun cotton with a classic unisex fit, it’s comfy enough to wear while binge-watching Bravo with a plate of wings and classy enough to dress up with accessories and nice denim. Just like your ranch, it goes with everything.
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Why You'll Love It
Product Details
• “Side of Ranch, Please” slogan with minimalist ramekin graphic
• Perfect gift for ranch-lovers, pizza dippers, and sauce queens
• Ultra-soft with a smooth hand feel
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Tear-away label for no-fuss comfort
• Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
• Made to order to reduce waste and overproduction
Fit & Sizing
This unisex tee runs true to size.
• Stick with your usual size for a classic look
• Size up for a roomier, ranch-run-ready vibe
• Slight stretch, breathable, and made for everyday wear
📏 Size Guide
XS — Chest: 31–34" | Length: 27"
S — Chest: 34–37" | Length: 28"
M — Chest: 38–41" | Length: 29"
L — Chest: 42–45" | Length: 30"
XL — Chest: 46–49" | Length: 31"
2XL — Chest: 50–53" | Length: 32"
3XL — Chest: 54–57" | Length: 33"
4XL — Chest: 58–61" | Length: 34"
5XL — Chest: 62–65" | Length: 35"
Shipping & Delivery Time
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer than some "2-day delivery" billionaire-owned competitors.
This tee usually ships in 3-5 days.
By choosing made to order instead of mass produced, you’re helping reduce overproduction and waste. Thanks for being thoughtful (and stylish) about what you wear.
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Got this for my sister (ranch is basically her love language). She laughed out loud when she opened it and wears it constantly.
The little ramekin graphic is adorable, and it’s SO soft. My husband already tried to steal it, so… clearly a hit.
Adorable design and nice quality. The material feels really soft.
If you know, you know. This shirt makes me smile every time I put it on, and yes, I wore it to Wing Wednesday.
Bought this for my ranch-loving friend. She loved it! Fit was spot on.