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Jade Street Market

Side of Ranch Tee

Side of Ranch Tee

Regular price $26.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $26.00 USD
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You can keep your fancy aiolis. This shirt’s for the one who knows the real magic lives in a white ramekin of ranch.

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If “Side of ranch, please” is basically your catchphrase, this funny ranch t-shirt was made for you. Designed for anyone who dips their pizza, fries, carrots, or emotional baggage in creamy, tangy ranch and isn’t afraid to admit it.

This fan-favorite tee features a clean little white ramekin graphic (you know the one) and a slogan that every waitress in your life has heard at least once. Whether you're placing a takeout order, hosting a friend's night, or making a pilgrimage across town to get the good ranch from that one place that always hits, this shirt gets it.

Made from ultra-soft combed and ring-spun cotton with a classic unisex fit, it’s comfy enough to wear while binge-watching Bravo with a plate of wings and classy enough to dress up with accessories and nice denim. Just like your ranch, it goes with everything.

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Why You'll Love It

Product Details


• “Side of Ranch, Please” slogan with minimalist ramekin graphic
• Perfect gift for ranch-lovers, pizza dippers, and sauce queens
• Ultra-soft with a smooth hand feel
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Tear-away label for no-fuss comfort
• Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
• Made to order to reduce waste and overproduction

Fit & Sizing

This unisex tee runs true to size.

• Stick with your usual size for a classic look
• Size up for a roomier, ranch-run-ready vibe
• Slight stretch, breathable, and made for everyday wear

📏 Size Guide
XS — Chest: 31–34" | Length: 27"
S — Chest: 34–37" | Length: 28"
M — Chest: 38–41" | Length: 29"
L — Chest: 42–45" | Length: 30"
XL — Chest: 46–49" | Length: 31"
2XL — Chest: 50–53" | Length: 32"
3XL — Chest: 54–57" | Length: 33"
4XL — Chest: 58–61" | Length: 34"
5XL — Chest: 62–65" | Length: 35"

Shipping & Delivery Time

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer than some "2-day delivery" billionaire-owned competitors.

This tee usually ships in 3-5 days.

By choosing made to order instead of mass produced, you’re helping reduce overproduction and waste. Thanks for being thoughtful (and stylish) about what you wear.

Customer Reviews

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R
Rachel
Perfect Gift!

Got this for my sister (ranch is basically her love language). She laughed out loud when she opened it and wears it constantly.

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Madison
For the ranch-obsessed

The little ramekin graphic is adorable, and it’s SO soft. My husband already tried to steal it, so… clearly a hit.

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June
Cute + comfy

Adorable design and nice quality. The material feels really soft.

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Fionna
A Ranch Girl's Dream

If you know, you know. This shirt makes me smile every time I put it on, and yes, I wore it to Wing Wednesday.

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Cara
Fun gift idea

Bought this for my ranch-loving friend. She loved it! Fit was spot on.